By Don Goldberg | No Comments
Last updated: Monday, November 30, 2009

Okay, I tried to be tactful and give some thoughts about tiger’s predicament.  But I am not going to get away with it.  I’ve already heard from too many colleagues that I neglected the most obvious scenario– that Tiger’s wife was chasing him out of the house with a golf club.  I know this is merely speculation, but I have to confess that I was ducking this in my post.  Readers have been quick to point out certain facts that perhaps do require this update:

• How did she happen to have a golf club with which to break into his car to rescue him (did she hear the crash, run outside, realize that she couldn’t get in the car, run back to the house, grab a golf club, and then sprint back to the car– and if so, wouldn’t that have taken far too long)?
• How did she not have any cuts and bruises if in fact she was attempting to reach in through a broken car window and pulling him out of the front seat?
• If he had in fact hit his head hard enough at impact to lose consciousness, why didn’t the airbags go off?
• Wouldn’t the facts fit better if she were chasing him out of the driveway with a golf club, and maybe she actually hit him a couple times on the way?

I don’t know the answer to these questions (maybe the airbag did go off, but then why did he pass out?), but like I said in my initial post, it will fun to see how this plays out.  Stay tuned.

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